So you thought those Russian teens hanging from the top of buildings were crazy? These Ukrainian kids bring insanity to a whole new level. Hanging from moving trains, one armed grabs from skyscrapers… wow. Try to watch this and not sweat. After watching this I could barely hold onto my beer my hands were so wet.
- Never stare at the camera, always up and to the left
- Position yourself in front of an epic landscape (if you can’t find one a brick wall is equally acceptable)
- Wear your headphones, this will make you seem avant-garde
Promoters are money hungry ego-maniacs with hearts as black as coal. Fortunately you can appeal to these overlords of the nightlife scene by talking cold hard cash, or in this case, lack of. Appeal to the promoter’s business side by offering to play an opening slot for free. Sweeten the deal by proclaiming that you have a massive following and will bring down 50 paid covers for a 9pm slot. Once the promoter accepts your offer spend the next week feverishly spamming everyone on your social network list to get them to attend your night.
Girls, the steps that you must follow to get a dj gig are slightly different. Fast track your DJ career by following step 1 (image is everything) but, substitute tight clothing or a bikini in place of the brick wall/landscape… make sure that you wear your headphones, this is critical! Once you have photoshopped your photos make them your Facebook profile pictures. Then simply sit back and watch gig requests flood your wall and inbox!
(Congratulations you’re a dj!)
We all know the drill, after NYE all we want is to stay in bed forever, with the curtains closed and a big bottle of water to comfort us. If you had one too many last night, like us, and are suffering from a bad hangover, fear not, little fellow, ClubZone has come to the rescue! We’ve collected a few tips that will help easy your pain, check them out.
Make a banana milkshake
Did you know that a banana milkshake can be miraculously handy? The banana contains vitally important electrolytes that are severely depleted during heavy alcohol consumption. The milk soothes the stomach and also rehydrates your body. Sweeten it with honey to build up your blood sugar levels.
Avoid grease food and coffee
We know they are delicious and easy to get and it’s the first thing that comes to mind when you wake up starving, but it’s not good for your body at the time. You should choose veggies and a lot of protein instead. Coffee also might seem like a good idea to wake you up, but it’s not. Caffeine dehydrates you, and all your body is begging for now is water.
Make an omelette
Eggs contain cysteine, which is a substance that can help break down acetaldehyde, a toxin associated with alcohol metabolism and hangovers. And ask for a sober adult supervision if you’re still feeling drunk – try not to sleep in the middle of your cooking.
Keep your Vitamin B levels in check
Apply one patch of Bytox to the forearm forty-five minutes before drinking helps a lot. The patch releases B vitamins, which are low after an extra-messy night.
Good news is: the older you get, the smarter you get at drinking. After all these years fighting off a horrible morning after, you learn that drinking water really does make a big difference, so remember that whenever your raising your glass.
Now, excuse us because, after our banana milkshake, we have to go back to bed to recover for tonight.
How many glasses of champagne have you had today? We here at clubZone don’t believe in limiting ourselves to one NYE. We honor every stroke of midnight around the world, because that’s how you celebrate for real, y’all! We started with Kiribati and Samoa and hopefully can make it in one piece until the last stroke of midnight happening in Honolulu.
By now, we hope you guys are all getting all dolled up in your best suits and the most sparkling dresses to welcome 2014 at one of our amazing parties. We roar from glamor and sophistication of the 1920 to disco balls and neon pants of the 80s, passing by the groovy country parties and hilarious live comedy shows, heading in full force to the electronic beats of our best EDM DJs in the scene – we truly have it all. No matter what party you’ve chosen to wrap up another year, we can only hope you’re spending these last hours of 2013 partying hard with your closest friends and enjoying the best atmosphere you could possibly get.
Are you done with your resolution’s list? We have ours. Our main priority is joining the gym next Monday and loosing two pounds by next Monday. THAT and, well, we are also looking for something doable, like to keep partying from Monday to Sunday and bringing you only the best events around no matter your style.
We’re looking forward to bring you the hottest parties year-round in 2014, with the most friendly staff and most gorgeous people around, of course.
Happy New Year & keep partying all night – we’re right beside you!